Love

I looked under the bed today and found an old shoebox, when i looked inside i found three hens eggs and two and a half grand.
I asked my wife about it and she said, since weve been married every time youve made love to me and left me unsatisfied i put an egg in the box. Well after twentytwo years of marriage i was well chuffed with my self.
I said i can understand the eggs love but why the money.
She replied well every time i got a dozen i flogged em.