Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New
> York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful
> woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward
> his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
>
> 'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'
>
> She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to
> the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States .'
>
> He swallowed hard Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
> seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
> nymphomaniacs!
>
> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your
> business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,' she responded.'I use
> my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
>
> 'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'
>
> 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American
> men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
> that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
> Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all
> categories are the Irish.'
>
> Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,'
> she said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
> know your name!'
>
> 'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'

An oldie but a goodie