bloody women drivers

This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman

In a brand new BMW


Doing 75Mph

With her
Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds !

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I dropped

My electric shaver,

Which knocked

The meat pie

Out of my other hand.

In all
The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Mobile phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs,

Splashed,

And burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an

Important call.

BL00DY women drivers!!

i hope this does not offend any ladies out there

dave

An oldie but a goodie