A man riding
his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried
to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker
pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I
want."
The Lord
said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that
kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources.. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long
time.
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and
all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly
happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or
four on that bridge?"
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