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whisper3521
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PostSubject: SIGHN OF THE TIMES.   SIGHN  OF THE TIMES. Icon_minitimeSun Feb 07, 2010 1:37 pm

THIS WAS NOMINATED FOR BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR - WORTH SHARING
A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........
'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!'
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !'
The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain !'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Russia , I am not from Britain !'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?'
She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British?'
The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE

BOB..............
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Model and year : 1992 2.4 TOYOTA SUPER CUSTOM HIACE,Love machine
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PostSubject: Re: SIGHN OF THE TIMES.   SIGHN  OF THE TIMES. Icon_minitimeSun Feb 07, 2010 1:48 pm

SO VERY VERY TOPICAL





The Fairy & The Immigrant

SIGHN  OF THE TIMES. AFAIRY



A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an immigrant claimant outside the Social Security Offices.


SIGHN  OF THE TIMES. ASCROUNGER
'My good man,' the fairy said,
'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you’ve just arrived in England with your wife and seven children.'
The man told the fairy:
'Well, in Pakistan where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !!! He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two, more wishes, to go'.
The refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garage in Birmingham with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here.
PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music.
'One, more wish, left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand.
I want to be English with English clothes instead of rags, and shawl and I want to have white skin like the English.'
PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans from ASDA, a dirty Primark T-shirt and a greasy baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house? Where’s my Visa Gold Card?'
The fairy said
'Tough luck. Now that you are English,
you're entitled to
sweet f*** all like the rest of us”.
And she disappeared SIGHN  OF THE TIMES. AFAIRY



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PostSubject: Re: SIGHN OF THE TIMES.   SIGHN  OF THE TIMES. Icon_minitimeMon Feb 08, 2010 9:19 pm

Same here...
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Model and year : 1992 2.4 TOYOTA SUPER CUSTOM HIACE,Love machine
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PostSubject: Re: SIGHN OF THE TIMES.   SIGHN  OF THE TIMES. Icon_minitimeTue Feb 09, 2010 11:14 am

Gday to you, But you have politician's that are now speaking up. They have ball's over there.We have a bunch of limp wrist's.

bob......................

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